A gift from Rin, Part 1

Me: Oh, hey Pipit, you got a package and a letter from Rin.

Pipit: That's weird... why would Rin send me a package when she lives here? 

*opens letter*

Pipit: Oh how lovely! I wonder if she sent me a collectible hat!
I don't see any hat....

Pipit: Oh wait! Is this it? It looks collectible!

James Franco: Ah, dear lady who looks like a purple deer in the headlights... no, this hat is not for you, it is the hat of a Wizard!

Pipit: Wizard hat?! That sounds VERY collectible!

James Franco: I assure you, it is not.

Pipit: I think it might be... I'd better keep it.

James Franco: As the lady wishes, so it shall be... wait, what's that over there?! I believe I see a limited edition, super pointy warlock hat!

Pipit: What?! Where?? *looks*

James Franco: *YOINK*

Pipit: HEY!

James Franco: I apologize, my lady, but a wizard needs his hat.

James Franco: Runs away.

Pipit: Oh... uhm, ok, goodbye...

Pipit:... but... where's my Rin hat? I'm going to have to go ask her about this.

Pipit's Plan: Part 2

Luna: *startled* Oh, oh Heather, I'm so sorry, SO SORRY!

Me: Whoa, whoa, what are you talking about, Luna, and why's the wand cabinet out here?

Luna: She grabbed us both, we were hijacked... the wands hate being hijacked...

Luna: I'm so sorry...

Me: Who did this to you, Luna?

Luna: ACK! There she is now!!!!

Pipit: BEHOLD, I AM THE GREAT MILLHIORE FIRIANNO BISCOTTI...

Pipit: ...14-year-old Princess of Biscotti Republic!!!

Pipit: Thank you so much, Tiny Witch, for your assistance in my transformation!

Luna: Assistance? I was hijacked ;_;

Pipit: Oh no! You were aiding royalty in obtaining precious collectibles. It is a very noble cause indeed! Thanks to you, I will be able to attend the mythical ball, ACen, in the only acceptable attire... something called "Cosplay", you are a savior!!!!

Luna: Uhm... ok... but... uh...

Luna: ... do you have ears and a tail???

Pipit: Oh yes, dear Luna... in my homeland there is an epic war, where we fight like cats and dogs. I, of course, am on the side of the loyal and true dogs, you need not fear me being catty!

You have earned my honor and respect, I shall be your loyal servant for life.

Luna: Oh goodness, this is worse than Nargles...

Pipit: So, whaddya say, Heather? I'm an anime princess now! Can I go to Acen? Can I???
Me: I'm... not sure I should reward this kind of behavior...

Pipit gets an idea...

Pipit: Hey, pup... what's this? There's something written on the calendar for this Saturday...

What's that Heather up to?

Pipit: What's "ACEN"?

Pipit: We'll get to the bottom of this... *goes to the computer and googles ACEN*

Pipit: *reading ACEN website*

Pipit: WHAT?! An ANIME CONVENTION?? I'm sure that will just be full of collectibles!!!

That gives me an idea...

Pipit: Now I just have to go put it in action! *scampers off*