Me: Oh, hey Pipit, you got a package and a letter from Rin.
Pipit: That's weird... why would Rin send me a package when she lives here?
*opens letter*
Pipit: Oh how lovely! I wonder if she sent me a collectible hat!
I don't see any hat....
I don't see any hat....
Pipit: Oh wait! Is this it? It looks collectible!
James Franco: Ah, dear lady who looks like a purple deer in the headlights... no, this hat is not for you, it is the hat of a Wizard!
Pipit: Wizard hat?! That sounds VERY collectible!
James Franco: I assure you, it is not.
Pipit: I think it might be... I'd better keep it.
James Franco: As the lady wishes, so it shall be... wait, what's that over there?! I believe I see a limited edition, super pointy warlock hat!
Pipit: What?! Where?? *looks*
James Franco: *YOINK*
Pipit: HEY!
James Franco: I apologize, my lady, but a wizard needs his hat.
James Franco: Runs away.
Pipit: Oh... uhm, ok, goodbye...
Pipit:... but... where's my Rin hat? I'm going to have to go ask her about this.
