Luna: *startled* Oh, oh Heather, I'm so sorry, SO SORRY!
Me: Whoa, whoa, what are you talking about, Luna, and why's the wand cabinet out here?
Luna: She grabbed us both, we were hijacked... the wands hate being hijacked...
Luna: I'm so sorry...
Me: Who did this to you, Luna?
Luna: ACK! There she is now!!!!
Pipit: BEHOLD, I AM THE GREAT MILLHIORE FIRIANNO BISCOTTI...
Pipit: ...14-year-old Princess of Biscotti Republic!!!
Pipit: Thank you so much, Tiny Witch, for your assistance in my transformation!
Luna: Assistance? I was hijacked ;_;
Pipit: Oh no! You were aiding royalty in obtaining precious collectibles. It is a very noble cause indeed! Thanks to you, I will be able to attend the mythical ball, ACen, in the only acceptable attire... something called "Cosplay", you are a savior!!!!
Luna: Uhm... ok... but... uh...
Luna: ... do you have ears and a tail???
Pipit: Oh yes, dear Luna... in my homeland there is an epic war, where we fight like cats and dogs. I, of course, am on the side of the loyal and true dogs, you need not fear me being catty!
You have earned my honor and respect, I shall be your loyal servant for life.
Luna: Oh goodness, this is worse than Nargles...
Pipit: So, whaddya say, Heather? I'm an anime princess now! Can I go to Acen? Can I???
Me: I'm... not sure I should reward this kind of behavior...
Me: I'm... not sure I should reward this kind of behavior...