Hello!!
I know that some of you might have been missing us Neemos!
Well, we're back!
... and can you believe, Heather has added more to the ranks!
There are new girls to introduce... but today,
I am pleased to give you...
the world's most useless tutorial!
I thought of it myself!
Alisa: Hi Everyone! Today I have a Tutorial for you!
Madoka: I wanna help!
Alisa: I'm going to show you how to pierce a Pure Neemo's ears!
Madoka: Oooh, pretty stars...
Madoka: I like stars! I volunteer!!!
Alisa: But Madoka, we already have a volunteer.
Anise: Hey *waves*
Madoka: Oh.
Alisa: First, you need a pencil!
Alisa: This is to mark the spot where the earring will go, like this:
Alisa: I like to use a mechanical pencil, because the lead tip is always very nice and pointy then. When you are done, you should have a small dot that looks like this:
Alisa: If you make the earring hole markings in pencil before making them with something sharp, you can make sure they are lined up properly.
Anise: Something sharp?
Alisa: Oh yes! We have to punch a hole in your head with something sharp and pointy!
For us Pure Neemos, a push pin will work JUST fine!
Anise: Is that sanitary??
Anise: I don't like this, maybe I'll let Madoka volunteer instead...
Alisa: Now now, too late for that! I've already drawn on your earring holes!
Madoka: No, it's ok! I will still do it!
Anise: Really, it's ok, she can do it!
Alisa: Stop being such a baby, this will only hurt for a second.
Anise: *mutters* Fine, fine, if you say so.
Alisa: There, see, all done!
Anise: AAAAAAAAAGH!
Madoka: I still woulda done it.
Anise: You cannot imagine how uncomfortable this is.
Alisa: But... in just a second, I will pull out the push pin and...
Alisa: Viola! A beautiful earring!!
Madoka: YAY!!!!!! Tutorial SUCCESS!!!
Now do me!
