Dungeon Master Yotsuba: The Mummy Returns

Me: Yotsuba?! What are you doing??

Me: Uh... no...

Me: Yotsuba? Yotsuba! What's wrong??

Me: Oh...er... eh heh heh heh... yeah...

Yotsuba: HE KILLED YOU ALL LAST TIME!

Me: Hey! Not ALL of us!

Yotsuba: Only a fool would return!

Yotsuba's Adventures in Dungeons & Dragons

Yotsuba: Hahahaha, I'm losing!

Yotsuba: Wait...

Yotsuba: I'M LOSING!!!!!!

Yotsuba: ROLL BETTER!!!

Yotsuba: *yells at troops* WIIIIIN!!!!

Yotsuba: This is bad!!

Yotsuba: RUN, YOU FOOLS!

And... inexplicably...
Yotsuba: Yay, we won!