Wednesday Horrors: Episode 1, The Arrival

Episode 1:

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Jun: Hey, Neems*, whatcha up to?

Anna: We're playing dolls... did you want to join?

*Neems is Jun's nickname for the Pure Neemos.

Jun: Can't at the moment, too much anime to watch!

I just wanted to give you this package.

Anna, Carrot and Luna (in unison): Package?!

Jun: Yeah, it's really weird... just "To The Neemos"... and it was left

on the front step... not even in the mailbox.

Anna: Details, details... I'm a Neemo, I'll take it.

*yoink*

*Anna and Carrot are busy shaking the package*

Jun: Uh... bye then, I guess...

Luna: Oh, Bye Jun! Thank you so much!

Carrot: Who is it from, Anna?

Anna: Doesn't say... should we open it?

Carrot: YES!

Luna: I don't know... there seem to be a lot of
Nargles around that package...

Carrot: What the heck's a Nargle? Open it!

Anna: Ok.

 Anna & Carrot: Oooooh!

Luna: Just as I suspected... dead bodies...

Anna: Wha?! No, look Luna.... 

Anna: Lovely little dolls!

Carrot: It looks like there's some for everyone!

Luna: Oh, I suppose that's ok then. Let's take them all out!

*The dolls are removed from the box and placed on the floor...
the girls ooh and aah over the beautiful little costumes
they're dressed in, but finally,
they each choose just one.*

Anna: I'm taking Mr. Pink Pants *giggle*

Carrot: I'll take this little green guy, he matches my hat!
How about you, Luna?

Luna: Oh, I tucked the little orange guy into my hat...
He matches!
Now I'll just take these other ones to the rest of the
Neemos! I hope there's enough!

*With that, the girls all get up and leave, wanting
to go share this mystery package with the rest of
their friends... but...*

Tune in next Wednesday for Episode 2 in this 

8 Episode Saga!

Surely it can't be!?!

Carrot'ude

Me: Hey Carrot, what's up?

Carrot: Nothing much, just playing my PSP.

Me: Carrot, are you a button masher?!

Carrot: Yeah, so what?

Me: That takes no skill... no finesse! Anyone can button mash!

Carrot: No way! It's an art form!

Me: It's for people to lazy to learn the combos!!

Carrot: *HUMPH* Talk to the hand!

Me: Wha??? 0_0 Where did you even learn that saying?!

... sometimes Neemos are inexplicably moody.